the plan was launched late saturday night after a few falling down waters.
me and my mate damo would go to the bmf show at hop farm.
Sunday morning both had bad heads set off about 10.30am towards that foreign country called kent. boring A602,M11,m25.
Got over the bridge and joined the queue well started filtering, saw a red bird 2 up with topbox, W15 blah blah blah was the reg, totally missed junction 5 due to looking where i was going and not where i wanted to go. stoped at the depressing rip off place(clacket lane i think it was called), back onto m25, got off at Junc6 on the A25 back towards sevenoaks. Found that and then went down the A21 looking for BMF signs or a paddock wood sign. ???????? Don't be so fookin stupid, did not see one sign, the bmf show for kent and not one sign.
Ended up in Royal Tunbridge Wells when Lady Fawett and poodle completing ignored me when i asked her for directions. left RTW on the A267 toward frant, when we stopped for a fag, then decided borrox to the show lets just ride.
So from Frant we picked up the B2099 through wadhurst and ticehurst(short but entertaining road), join the A21 towards hastings, did not fancy hastings sea front so cut through st Leonards on the A259 straight through bexhill and into brighton .....
big mistake the fookin london to bright cycle race thing was on, bloody pushbikes everywhere, fookin thousands of them jammed the place up solid, followed the local boys through the gaps and down the wrong side of the road extra (hats off the bloke of the rs250, he was filtering between the 2 rows of traffic with the cyclists on his far left, matey boy in transit closed the gap on rs250 man so he is now stuck between transit and a bus , to get transit mans attention he revs the bike a few times, nothing happens so he then goes a burnout with trye screaming bus load of people all watching tyre smoke covered all the cyclists(LOL make me fookin laugh) transit then wakes up and moves over again rs250 man then shoots between bus and transit on the back wheel) decided brighton was not for us so along the coast and then back onto the A27.
Stayed on that until the A24 turned off then towards horsham but on the left spied a sign post saying A283 thought hmmmm nice road that is and went along there, towards petworth, stayed on the A283 to milford. where i noticed that damo was not with me anymore, so had a fag waited and waited then called him he was in a garage eating.
Then thought ah wonder if barny ben is at home , a quick phone call later and yes he was, so we then took the B3001(again entering road but short) to barny bens few cups of tea good laugh and then m3 , M25, A1 to home.
Total mileage was 290 miles and we never found the fookin show but we had some great roads, some stupid speeds, some amazing eye candy, a bloody good laugh, was i dissapointed about missing the show???
Nah borrox was I.
me and my mate damo would go to the bmf show at hop farm.
Sunday morning both had bad heads set off about 10.30am towards that foreign country called kent. boring A602,M11,m25.
Got over the bridge and joined the queue well started filtering, saw a red bird 2 up with topbox, W15 blah blah blah was the reg, totally missed junction 5 due to looking where i was going and not where i wanted to go. stoped at the depressing rip off place(clacket lane i think it was called), back onto m25, got off at Junc6 on the A25 back towards sevenoaks. Found that and then went down the A21 looking for BMF signs or a paddock wood sign. ???????? Don't be so fookin stupid, did not see one sign, the bmf show for kent and not one sign.
Ended up in Royal Tunbridge Wells when Lady Fawett and poodle completing ignored me when i asked her for directions. left RTW on the A267 toward frant, when we stopped for a fag, then decided borrox to the show lets just ride.
So from Frant we picked up the B2099 through wadhurst and ticehurst(short but entertaining road), join the A21 towards hastings, did not fancy hastings sea front so cut through st Leonards on the A259 straight through bexhill and into brighton .....
big mistake the fookin london to bright cycle race thing was on, bloody pushbikes everywhere, fookin thousands of them jammed the place up solid, followed the local boys through the gaps and down the wrong side of the road extra (hats off the bloke of the rs250, he was filtering between the 2 rows of traffic with the cyclists on his far left, matey boy in transit closed the gap on rs250 man so he is now stuck between transit and a bus , to get transit mans attention he revs the bike a few times, nothing happens so he then goes a burnout with trye screaming bus load of people all watching tyre smoke covered all the cyclists(LOL make me fookin laugh) transit then wakes up and moves over again rs250 man then shoots between bus and transit on the back wheel) decided brighton was not for us so along the coast and then back onto the A27.
Stayed on that until the A24 turned off then towards horsham but on the left spied a sign post saying A283 thought hmmmm nice road that is and went along there, towards petworth, stayed on the A283 to milford. where i noticed that damo was not with me anymore, so had a fag waited and waited then called him he was in a garage eating.
Then thought ah wonder if barny ben is at home , a quick phone call later and yes he was, so we then took the B3001(again entering road but short) to barny bens few cups of tea good laugh and then m3 , M25, A1 to home.
Total mileage was 290 miles and we never found the fookin show but we had some great roads, some stupid speeds, some amazing eye candy, a bloody good laugh, was i dissapointed about missing the show???
Nah borrox was I.
